The Northwest Music Guide

Music Jokes of the Week

WARNING! Some jokes are offensive.
Be advised by the ratings if you tend to get offended.

Joke 1 Rated "PG"
What's an augmented fifth?
What?

Joke 2 Rated "G"
Did you know that Gerard Schwarz, maestro of the Seattle Symphony, has a little sign that he always keeps on his podium during a concert.
What does it say?

Joke ratings are provided by the Musicians Joke Association of America. All decisions of the MJAA are final.


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